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Picture 1
	Well Surely Somebody must have remebered their keys!  Arsenal lost again Bond was very cleverly disguised, infiltrating the hard-line geriatric gangster crew At the front in his suit, Bob felt rather out of place at the Christian Coats Convention After over 40 years of touring, The Rolling Stones still have droves of fans waiting for  tickets to go on sale.   ============================================================
Picture 2
	Norbert still wasn't convinced that The Women's Guild could succeed where Canute had failed...... They thought and they thought, but nobody could remember exactly where they'd buried Rev Butler in the sand. Ancient fossils found on local beach..... I could beat both of you with my hands tied behind my back Oh dear! I've got sand in my unmentionables!   =========================================================================================
Picture 3
	Afroman's grandfather It was going to be a sensible speech.....Until I got high I wan't going to preach ......................But I got high Now I'm off the preaching list and I know why  (hey hey) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high The other paper juggling contestants looked on in amazement at this skills can't you sing a bit faster? When they offered me an audition at the BBC I didn't realise they meant Barking Baptist Church! Does he say "Hi my name is..." two or three times before we do the "Slim Shady" part?   ===========================================================================================
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	Excercise time at the Geriatric Offenders Unit. That's it - Stink bombs are banned outside as well It was bound to rain soon Tension mounted as the time for the rumble drew near, Armed with handbags,  large print copies of the Baptist Hymn Book, or Congregational Praise,  and highly practiced in the use of walking sticks,  even the Police were afraid to intervene when the baptists met the congregationalists.... Ok own up, who stole the foreground? Heads he's my man, tails he's yours. So much for Tesco's being open 24 hours But changing fashions left their mark on attendance figures at the following year's Christian Coat Convention. Gee, Stonehenge looked so much more impressive in the brochure. =====================================================================================================
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	Chaos, as the tabloids run photos of  'Minister's skinny dipping scandal' Very nice dears, but I don't think a name like the "The Spice Girls" will ever catch on.... Don't call us' we'll call you Can we name our group in honour of you Miss Teeq? Quick Mary-Jane, cover up that photo! Mrs. Baxter will sleep well knowing that she may very well be the very best there is when it comes to selling life insurance policies. ===================================================
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	"...and this little lever does the head"  Brush with colgate and your teeth can be as white as this "Gottle a Geer" "Oooh that tickles!" Marie has learned a valuable lesson. Never bet old man Davis that he won't go out in public disguised as a priest with his hair looking  like that.